Today's clue from the New York Times crossword puzzle is : Satirist who said 'If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job' First let's look and see if we can find any hints in the New York Times crossword puzzle. Then we will gather any relevent information we need in order to find the correct answer to the clue Satirist who said 'If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job' that has been given in the New York Times crossword puzzle. Finally we will list any possible answers here below for the clue Satirist who said 'If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job'.